counterpoint: it’s SO GOOD AND I WOULD GIVE MY WHOLE LIFE FOR COUSIN GREG 

When Mitch Trubisky started shooting up draft boards and the rumors started swirling that teams were interested in trading their picks to get them I remember telling my friends “the Bears are dumb enough to trade up for him”

...i guess i just assumed Michelle and Tom were the same age, which is a real testament to Tom. 

lmaooooo

ok but Seneca Wallace and Vince Young fuckin’ owned

Tom Savage was tremendous because he, more than anyone, represented the divide between NFL draft people and people who actually watched college football games

cue the “why are you so obsessed with them” comments in 3, 2...

They’re both age appropriate! 

I genuinely loved that Ving’s entire point in this movie was to just read expository dialogue. 

his mustache is legitimately glorious and i’m glad they refused to shave it off

it’s EXACTLY like that 

yesssssss thisssssssss

yea, uh, don’t see The Mummy 

Also Angela Bassett is a ton of fun as the greatest Mission Impossible stock character, “government bureaucrat who is sick of Ethan’s nonsense but then realizes that Ethan’s nonsense is necessary to save the world” may she take Alec Baldwin’s spot in the next movie. 

SO MUCH RUNNING. 

Henry Cavill is a legitimate action star!!!! How did Justice League fuck up Superman so badly!!! I’m angry all over again!!!!

Is Tom Cruise a key member of the recruitment of individuals to an actual cult? Yes.

Where does Barstool get its money from? Given the relatively paltry audience (as pointed out by Tim Burke in this thread) how do they have the funding to actually hire people? Is it going to tinfoil hat territory to wonder if they’re getting secret right-wing funding to push an “anti-PC agenda” like those shitty…

when a soccer dude is like “idk man i’m just going to kick it as hard as i can at the goal and see what happens’