Hi Glenn!!!!

yes but the Bulls got $3.5 million for him so in a way, they are the REAL champions

It’s pretty cool that Glenn is on Twitter every day just makin’ jokes and having a prestigious job with the most prominent newspaper in the world

it’s a power move! He knows the jacket is ugly! But he’s going to wear the HELL out of it

please, someone, buy me this jacket

they basically hand waved the whole thing and went “ehhhh well it’s a new type of technology so we don’t need traditional staff” and the New Yorker writers didn’t know enough to question it, which is pretty fucked up!

there’s a whole thing in the book about how they cultivated her image for these photoshoots which is extremely hilarious in retrospect

The entire subplot of how Elizabeth Holmes charmed all these weird old Republican foreign policy guys is such a weird, weird thing.

The book is extremely good, and weirdly one of the biggest things it reveals is about Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

I often wonder, do you think Ringer staffers ever forward these articles where you goof on Bill to him? Or do they discuss them in their company Slack?

I love when screenwriters name their characters something (hello, Professor Michael Faraday) that they think is incredibly clever but in reality it just makes the audience smash their heads against a table

how is anyone hearing “Yanny”

Here’s the thing: I think it’s brilliant.

Nazi Ghosts Piss Off

You know RichRod has bad attorneys because they couldn’t properly scan a god damn PDF

I have a theory that SVU is so successful because of a sort of “wish fulfillment” among viewers (anecdotally, I would note that most SVU enthusiasts I know are women). Sex crimes are notoriously difficult to prosecute for so, so many reasons. But here is a show that goes on TV every week where the noble police…

Outside of Emeka Okafor’s many, many basketball gifts, I was always in awe of how rectangular his head is

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

I love that the lady’s name was Maggie Householder, what a dumb, obvious name for a character. Props, SVU

#tbt