What up my Glib Globs!

this is honestly the only reason I bother with adult swim anymore.

Wabba labba dub dub!

And when he was finally allowed back he had to read Uncle Sam’s Suicide Note and get himself banned all over again.

Is this an episode of Auckerman Show Trials?

BEGIN THE AUKERMAN SHOW TRIALS

Tried to figure out how I knew his face, turns out he was in both Love and Fleabag, two shows I liked very very very much recently! (And Inbetweeners, but that was a while back and I can’t remember him in it)

Also vitally important - 1,000 Cats

Spoiler Alert: He doesn’t ride a comically undersized bike.

Don’t wait 2 years. Start the protests NOW. Demand reproductive rights and health care coverage. Send Pence your tampons to cremate in a tasteful ceremony. Organize for police accountability. Protest against stop and frisk proposals. Act up and occupy.

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

And we can do more than just vote, too. Everyone be kind to yourselves and each other right now, and then organize.

I know a lot of NCAA Women’s basketball teams practice against male students of their respective institutions and there is a clause that anyone affiliated with the institute can participate up to a certain number of hours per week. The affiliation clause explicitly lists alumni as allowed (my buddy was team manager…

I mean technically he’s not a professional anymore and he’s not playing in the games

The NFL has a rule against this in their insurance policy I think. Qualifying NFL & ex-NFL players lose their lifetime health benefits if they play in other leagues with some exceptions. Not sure about practice though.

Also, yes there is a rule (because there is never not a rule) that limits practice to full-time students with eligibility (14.1.8.1 I believe).

14.2.1.6 Exception—Former Student Participating in Practice on an Occasional Basis.

Saban and Alabama are seemingly making a point of exploiting every single loophole the NCAA allows, this is kind of like hiring Steve Sarkasian and others to be coaches who don’t actually coach (I think they have to refer to them as consultants) to get around the limits on how many coaches you can have on staff.

Considering he in’t currently on an NFL team, I can’t see why not.

Blake Sims did the same thing a few weeks ago for the Tide and Marshawn Lynch did it for Cal this year. Apparently it’s legal.