I, master of dad music, have been selected to make my fraternity’s parents’ weekend barbecue playlist. I am so excited, and both Motown and Steely Dan will feature prominently.

I used to have a list of songs that start with drum solos that could easily be someone falling over a set of drums. All I can remember from it now is Dyer Maker, but there were many others.

The Lord’s work.

I’ll do you one better, all the people working at the lab and in westworld except for the old guy running the show and the tough-as-nails security guard are androids.
Remember in the first episode when the writer had that cliffside talk with the security guard and he said that something big was happening and she said…

I love that this is what brings you out of the woodwork, FP.

“Where you hire her for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs...”

(You guys know she can read lips, right? You can stop yelling in capslock.)

Her Seinfeld was on tonight, coincidentally. “She’s not a novelty act!”

And she helped usher in a whole new set of deaf and hearing impaired actors on Switched at Birth. I met her once and she was kind and gracious so fuck off Dump Truck.

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT JOEY LUCAS, TRUMP! YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE, YOU ABLEIST SCUM BAG! GET BACK HERE! I NEED TO YELL AT YOU!

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

Puts a new spin on “Taking Tiger Mountain” I didn’t think of.

Yes, but he only hunts camels with needles.

Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle The Psychopathic Big Game Huntin’ Gun Nut Eno?

Here come the warm gats.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

I found it!

Carved on that brick:

Quite infartful...