I never mind. I deal by having my character follow theirs around and killing them dead all the time.

be glad you get to keep your soul, tho. that thing in his mouth is a toy he found discarded in an alley, which was originally a monkey head on a rope. he fell desperately in love with it at once, and i never had the heart to part it from him. a filthy disembodied monkey head on a rope was eldritch enough, but as he…

My baby loves being petted

Omg look how cute of a couple they would make

When I forget to throw the tennis ball..

It was her birthday so obviously she needed some flair.

I got your puppy pix here.

Me too, me too!

Kipper would love for you to pet him.

Are you sure?

This is my other Chi, PeeWee. He is 12 years young in one more week. I don’t apologize for the big pic because WOOK AT HIM!!

DON’T APOLOGIZE I NEEDED THAT NOSE-ICLE TODAY!!!

she really does like to think she is human. Including wiggling her way up to share pillow space.

LOOK AT THAT DUMB FACe, SHE LOOKS LIKE KERMIT

Your future stepdaughter.

Well then here’s one of her more ready for a round of fetch than a petting if you’re interested. Check out that dope mohawk.

I see your derp and raise you a herp.

Sup.

Here’s my bat-earred Lulabelle. She’s part otter, part flat-coated retriever, and she’d 100% love for you to pet her: