It’s about fucking time someone said it.

American Hustle is as boring and typical as shit. Seth McFarlane has written more complex episodes of Family Guy.

i feel like it was very wannabe-scorsese in a lot of ways that helped it work really well... but not many (any? certainly not d.o.r) can handle long timelines in a film like marty can

3 Kings is some good shit, and did you know the little girl in it is Maebe from Arrested Development?

I like the soundtrack.

Half Nelson and the upcoming Marion Barry/Rob Ford buddy road trip movie that exists only in my dreams...so far!

American Hustle was poorly paced, bizarrely cast and just boring. There was trouble with the stream I was watching it on, and even though it was entering what was clearly the denouement, I didn’t care enough to reload it.

I didn’t see that one. (Also, I was super reassured when I Googled and realized you didn’t mean CREED the band.)

I liked it. I saw it as more of a crack movie, and there’s no such thing as a bad crack movie. But...I haven’t seen it since it first came out, and I haven’t seen I Heart Huckabees in a long, long time, so maybe they are not as good as I remember.

Totally! I get so confused when I see his movies now, because The Fighter is so phenomenal. Christian Bale in that movie is some of the best acting I have ever seen on screen. And then David O’Russell had to go make all these seriously not that that great flicks. Bewildering.

it was an okay movie made worse by people tripping over themselves to say it was movie of the year because david o russell

that movie was shit.

This movie looks like it has all the subtlety of a Franzen novel.

Oh my god I cannot even imagine the tears I would shed if a longtime ex got another girl pregnant right after we broke up—even if I was the one who left. That poor girl.

She and Tomlinson broke up only months ago, and Hollywood Life reports that the person who had to break the news to Calder was Tomlinson’s mother.

The zygote has already been signed to an exclusive recording deal with Simon Cowell.

hot ham enthusiast

i know i got plenty of fun souvenirs to bring home that weren’t tie-dyed. you know, part of me was wondering at one point, “i wonder if any jezzies are here.”

you had all the weed in the world in your backyard two weeks ago. you didn’t stock up then?