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PREACH!

buuuuut real talk let me know when you get one

Dude, it’s damn near impossible to get weed as a grown up. For realz.

867-5309, ask for Jenny.

straight the fuck up

We used to accidentally dress our toddler in full Nazi regalia for St. Patrick’s Day. Awkward? Oh hell to the yeah.

Happens all the time. Good lord, my graduation pictures. My confirmation pictures, my wedding pictures (It was hard explaining the Jackboots), raising the flag at the Reichstag (oh wait TMI?)

I tried using a Nazi salute in my work ID badge photo. They shut that shit down so fast. Stupid fascists.

I just like collecting the memorabilia because it's historical

“Let he among us who hasn’t accidentally downloaded a Nazi for political advertising purposes cast the first stone.” -Jesus

Hell, I used one for my passport photo. Makes for some awkward moments at the airport, I can assure you.

Without quality investigative journalism, people will fall for what appears to be the real thing, especially if it feeds their dogma.

Never. Seriously, never. People love them too much because it feeds their need for the instant gratification of going “SEEEE SEEEEE I TOLD YOU!!!!! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!”

... “WHEN IS ‘NEVER,’ ALEX?”

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

They’ve set a low bar, indeed. I’m guessing MSNBC’s new business strategy is, “Suck less, by any means necessary.”

I heard that MSNBC is going mainstream as part of the revamp. Brian William’s return fits into this as well.