from the interview: “The Lobster was interesting but a little bit weird for me”

Will you accept all the trades that Danny Ainge insists he could’ve made?

The other thing about Carmelo’s selfish reputation is that, over the course of the career, who the hell was he supposed to pass the ball to? In Denver and New York, he’s been saddled with a bunch of shitty spare parts, old Allen Iverson, and only now is he playing with another All Star caliber player (who is still…

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

is there a scene where Ben Affleck does pushups/chinups without a shirt on for no particular reason?

Maybe NBA dudes should have to graduate from college

It’s almost as if John McCain is just as much of a creature of the press as Donald Trump...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

More Forrest MacNeil in my life? FIVE STARS!

Are Tom Brady’s water supplements more or less scientifically valid than Russell Wilson’s nanobubbles

what exactly are those two guys in the lead picture doing on defense

Important to keep in mind what exactly Trump did as CEO of the Trump empire the last two decades, which is basically, sit in on meetings occasionally then fuck around on the Internet.

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

congratulations to Elizabeth Warren on her 2020 campaign slogan

rip vine

we must protect Chelsea and Jordan’s child, the future of comedy

how freaked out should i be right now

that first clip is basically what happens when i drink and then attempt to play NBA 2k17

i always assumed Beyonce carried Blue Ivy until she made that documentary where she was like OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT STOP SAYING IM NOT PREGNANT and then I got really suspicious???

lmao