YOUR HUSBAND WAS THE PRESIDENT YOU ARE PART OF THE MAINSTREAM DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT JFC

this is important journalism thank u

SHUT UP HARVEST MOON

HELL YEA KENNY ROGERS

Jia Tolentino, still America’s most important/bravest writer

there is no way i am clicking that link

Tell the truth, Aunt Viv

but how will i find pornographic material now :(

given the amount of surgery the guy has had, it’s entirely possible/probable his tear ducts just don’t work

re: Madonna, I laughed at this for about 10 minutes last night

yes

This is a good, brave, and correct #take, Jia. Thank u for speaking truth to power.

hold on also lol does Ronan Farrow still have a TV show

Damn Hillary, YOU DONE IT AGAIN

*hillary has difficulty winning the left flank of the democratic party*

oh! sorry if the joke didn’t land, I’m 100% making fun of Russell Wilson, who is a tremendously weird guy.

you, meeting rob gronkowski

tfw ur girlfriend is sexy on the television and u cant touch her

I’m going to FOIA the FCC for complaints about Ciara’s dress and then discover that half of them are from Russy