vaping

time for my glorious 10 year run of national championships at Wyoming to resume

cam’s just a big fan of FX’s animation block

i <3 crusty old grandpas

i wish twitter existed when an American President barfed on a Prime Minister of another country.

ugh, gross, i dont interact with greys, sorry.

“Apologize!”

Jeb’s entire Presidential campaign is a months-long cry for help

Rob Kardashian Sr’s hair was so weird how do you have one stripe of grey hair are you part skunk

i had this same thought

HOT TAKE

where’s Andrew Sullivan when we need him

is that a bad thing

i choose to believe all the Michael Bay movies take place in an interconnected Bay-Verse

my only regret is that this movie doesn’t have Megan Fox

horrible OR.

• John Krasinski’s muscles are enormous, and Emily Blunt hates it. [E!]
  

i assume a hearing aid

Fortunately, unlike Wario, Ted is not a-gonna win.

Donald, when you accuse Samuel L Jackson of being “boring,” you have, officially, gone too god damn far, motherfucker.