Breaks?

They can’t prove who’s vomit it was…

Breaks?

Pump his brakes.

Unless I’m missing a joke, that’s “brakes” not “breaks”.

Pretty easily, judging from the video.

All he said was that the bunny at the Menlo Park Mall was more convincing

His full name is Gregory Craigory.

Does the ejectee now qualify for the tie club?

How? Like how all debunkers and people who have gone so far past cynicism that even common sense eludes them, he’d come up with another way to insult him just to not be wrong.

Yeah, I think it’s jehrry nehllificehtion.

Glad nobody was hurt, that’s the most important part. I bet so much lithium was released, everybody there was pretty chill about the whole thing.

He’s afraid he’ll get a boner.

Almost every sticker I get goes on my compound bow case. I’m probably too old to have a case covered in stickers, but I don’t care. Kid appropriate stickers are reserved for clients though.

The fact that they think “libs” aren’t armed too cracks me right the fuck up. This is “Murica” you dumb c*nts.

I own more than a few NFA items and joined the NRA as a kid when they put on the safety class for my Boy Scout troop but im done with them.

Ha! Fuck ‘em.

No surprise. The Cruz family has a longstanding interest in moving on from shootings in Dallas.

"Be Cool. She'll Hold"

Call up their offices, play the anthem. They’re not going to hang up on the anthem, are they?  Repeat indefinitely.