or someone was shooting clay pigeons before lacrosse practice...

When it snows they enter the white zone, which is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

Bully northern cities for taxpayer-funded domes.

Clearly the NFL is a violent sport and a bad influence.

Let my Cameron gooooooo

Not if you say it in Cameron Frye’s voice.

Marsha Law.

I was getting ready to say the same thing, with one addition. Since the shoulder typically isn’t traveled much, it collects a lot of debris, some of which could impair an emergency service vehicle (think trash, coiled up retreads, broken glass, etc.). By making room in the travel lanes, the pavement is more likely to…

I would love to see people drive over the shoulders and get a punctured tire immediately from all the debris left there.

Fuck that guy. Doesn’t want to play by the rules like the rest of us and he gets mad because he’ll get caught doing crap he’s not supposed to.

It’s been a great run. Thanks for the mammaries!

Fucking magnets. How do they work?

No, no - stay cool, hoopy.

Wait, was he a great big fat person?

Well, cops are a pretty emotionally fragile bunch, seeing how so many are regularly in “fear of their lives” from unarmed black people, children, etc., so the bar is a lot lower for them. Trying to climb the Statue of Liberty while urine is pouring down your pantleg is probably pretty scary.

Thoughts and Prayers

And Luthor was rich!

My only regret is that I have but one star to give this post.

We need to understand that the Bill of Rights isn’t some steadfast monolith which dispenses freedom to all around, it is an intruder alarm to guard freedom— a string of cans lain at the perimeter meant to clang and rattle and make the people aware when someone attempts to incur tyranny against liberty.

Eh… Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel please!