DONALD TRUMP CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!1!1!1!one

I’ve never done anything at work without getting paid for it. They want dash, I gotta see cash. At this loading dock in 1983, the foreman said, “But the job’s not done!”. I told him I wouldn’t work for free. Next day I get called into the office; They’re concerned about my “motivation.” I told them I was motivated by…

S54, BRO! ;)

ehhhh, they’re docked points for not referring to it correctly as buddy christ

......Lana......

Oooh, “Rethuglicans”, that’s almost as good an own as “Democraps”.

Texas Monthly is a wonderful magazine. I’ve never even been to Texas but I subscribed to the print version for a few years. It helps that I find Texas to be a weird state, but most of that opinion comes from my careful perusal of Texas Monthly.

Rahm is a scumbag. He has never been even a liberal, just a power-hungry politician in a place where liberal values still hold some sway as a result of Democratic dominance. If he’d been born in Alabama, he’d have been Jeff Sessions without the (negligible) charm.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Actually it LEGO bricks. LEGO is the company and its spelled in all caps :)

Lol I don’t know exactly how big Jupiter is but I know it’s big. I also don’t know exactly how big of a buttlicker you are but I know you eat mad butthole

Holy shit you’re back!

Implies. It implies he can read. The giver of information implies, the receiver infers. And they’re shit of out luck; that vain asshole refuses to wear glasses, so it’s unlikely he can see beyond the end of his orange nose.

I’d go watch that if it was at night. 

I’m gonna guess eleven.

It’s probably my old age, but I feel this article would have been greatly aided with a diagram or flow chart.

His name is Rio, and he dances on the sand. 

Having sex with Trump without vomiting would most definitely count as an extraordinary ability