Betsy DeVos?

Who handles a gun without always assuming it’s loaded anyway?

In case you guys think people were playing on the giant screen, they were not. Those LED displays have between 2 and 5 seconds latency.
They were mirroring the image of their PC on the giant screen, not playing on it.

Preach!

And he ran, he ran so far away. He couldn’t get away.

Slapping Mercedes badges on a Smart is akin to putting BMW roundels on a Mini - you aren’t fooling anyone. The first thing I thought of when I saw those was this truck, and not an E63 or an S550 like I’m sure the owner was going for...

That instrument cluster...

great time for this...

JACKASS!

Domino’s appears to be a-Noid with him.

These so-called patriots never respect the flag code.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

I’m bothered by the fact that you tried to be fancy and used “whom” when you should have used “who.”

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Easy to do if you lift mid-corner...

I don’t see anyone reaping condescension agility. What are you talking about?

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.