As my friend in Texas would say..........there was tar on the tars.

Wait a minute, I just went and read your responses to people. You’re a very angry person. Certainly glad you don’t have a gun! Yes, guns are bad! Stay away from guns!

What sort of utterly honorless fucking trash excuse for a human being walks in here to try and make it about himself? Even IF this is a joke, it’s neither funny nor acceptable. It’s time to remind fucking scum they’re scum, and stop coddling your shitty unearned agos.

Yeah, I own a fair lot of guns and it was disturbingly easy to get them. I want it to be, like, hard for me to get guns, and for me to regularly certify myself and my inventory of guns so we can keep track of where those guns are, and for it to be SUPER FUCKING ILLEGAL for me to sell those guns without the buyer…

Anecdotal, but I’m very pro-gun control, pro-federal assault weapons ban, etc., and somehow resistance to even hearing my opinions lessens when I admit I have guns in the house. I feel like this is also bullshit. Like, they’re not even my guns, they’re my partners, but somehow they entitle me to an opinion about the…

I know emotions are high right now, and I’m not a gun owner and never plan on being one, but...

Were you not a suitable candidate for penile enlargement surgery?

You sound like a real piece of shit, you know that?

Far left hand lane.

This is the only Portnoy PenguinLust recognizes:

Long may she be the reigning reinging NHRA champion!

I cut someone loose just today, and I feel so free! She’s a former colleague, and we had a kind of frenemy-style relationship. She was like, the queen bee of everyone at my old work, but she wasn’t actually in charge of anything super important and she was threatened by me because I the head of a department and…

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

Disaster Area did it, then they crashed it into a star as part of a concert.

How about just dumping 45 into Afghanistan, and let him Art of the Deal his way into glory?

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

I think he’s been held accountable by the simple fact of what he’s gone through.

Both of your posts strike me as a bit misdirected. On one hand, you’re wishing some sort of vigilantee justice inside of prison upon this man (which is morally wrong, in my opinion). On the other, you’re buying into the idea of a “country club” prison, where just being in prison isn’t sufficient punishment for an…

Major Charles Winchester III will be showing his ass?

Indeed. Nobody ever wrote a song called “Fuck The Fire Department.”