And not necessarily his erection, right?

I guess Roy Moore wasn’t the only Republican who liked to fuck kids

Top down, heat up! Verts rule in winter.

It’s Snot True - The Oscar Pistorius Story

At least is wasnt’t whiskey.

Could have been worse, it could have been a truck full of 12 year old Whisky! Now that would hurt!

I didn’t use to wish death on people

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia

You’ve commented on something you know nothing about to say that you know nothing about it, so congratulations, you have now done Twitter.

The only thing these clowns have going for them is they’re not Illinois Nazis, I hate Illinois Nazis.

Are there people who enjoy Morriseys monotone, uncharismatic vocals? I mean, I’m sure there are, just like there’s people who enjoy Ian Curtis’ vocals. Personally I always felt like of the Smith’s songs I heard, his goddamn voice ruined some pretty great songs, especially compared to someone like contemporary Robert…

*concrete

(engineering pet peeve)

No, no, he gave them the house key, they just walk right in.

At least it would draw the eyes away from that vest.

NO, it does not “beg the question”. It raises the question.

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.