Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I disagree respectfully.

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

Won’t work without yelling the obligatory “ALLA SNACKBAR!”

False. I know quite a few liberals in Austin that are packing heat.

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

And even after all that they sully the trunk lid of my $300K car with a cheap looking dealership badge.

“crying every time Cartman dies on South Park.” Kenny dies at the end of every episode. Cartman is the childhood version of Trump.

No, just her.

and now this.

Why not just get a Miata?

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“Our four, four, greatest weapons are.... We’ll come in again.”

Stockholm Syndrome will no longer be covered under Trumpcare.

I’m finding that a lot of people on jalopnik don’t know the difference between a lane change and a zipper merge.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

I went from black to grey on Lifehacker for no discernible reason. May I didn’t sugru my arduino to the right sous vide recipe.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.