The barn is not on fire?

ColdStone Steve Austin?

It’s already used as a tornado shelter due to no chance of having a touchdown.

“Surveillance” is a noun, so there’s no past tense. The word you’re looking for is “surveilled” which is the past tense of “surveil” which is the verb form of surveillance.

“That’s not my dad! That’s a CELL PHONE”

I will proofread the shit out of this article for pennies, seriously.

HOW CAN THIS BE?!

Pshhh. Bears can’t do spit right. Can’t win oscars. Can’t drive cars. #ragingbearcist

Can we blind him then?

I am writing today, to voice my concern and outrage over the increasing homeless and drug punctuation problem that the city is faced with. I’ve been living in plaguing SF for over three years, and without a doubt it is the worst it has ever been. Every day, on my way to, and from work, I see people commas sprawled…

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Like...a safety net?

people already said this... BUT YOU USED EFFECTED INSTEAD OF AFFECTED. THAT IS NOT CORRECT

...plan to buy back some of the effected models...

Affected* (you need to fix it twice)

Justin, my man, my BRO! I know, we shared a lot of good times and real experiences (remember that Brazilian fetish video producer?). I hate to do it, but I gotta call you out here. Dude, the word you are looking for in your first paragraph is “affected”, not “effected”. Just trying to keep that bro spark alive here,…

Maybe he sells monogrammed thermoses?

So...you’re saying we’re in a...zone of danger?

Why is it always about race with these cops?