No, Audi. I do not want this.

“Watch the full rally below...”

The trick with left handed drill bits is to obviously start small and as centered as possible, then just work your way up through the sizes of bit until the bolt eventually breaks up, or just spins right out. A liberal soaking of Kroil is also helpful.

Jesus fuck *THEIR

Wow, that was a tough one. They make left handed twist drill bits too. When you have a broken bolt, if you soak the bolt with PB blaster or liquid wrench for a few hours, THEN use the drill and then the EZ Out, sometimes the bolt will let go just drilling it.

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

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When people use “myself” instead of “me” because they think it sounds more professional.

He dated a few sailors in his day.

a schooner is a sailboat!

Teaching. Although it’s never been the kids, it’s always a parent.

We had one family friend that I just stopped going to restaurants with because he was such a tool, complaining about every aspect of the meal. (To make matters worse, he was actually a really good cook himself, which meant he could find fault with any damn thing.) My Mother would go with him occasionally, but she…

Starbucks scammer, street eating scumbags, both drive thru biatches.

apply directly to forehead

I am sure they left the car full of gas.

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

In an ideal world, a 250 4-stroke dirtbike. Easy, unintimidating, and used in an environment where control skills will develop exponentially.

“Car didn’t even have a scratch.”