What he means is that you write like a 2nd grader on a coke bender. Your grasp of English as a written language is tenuous AT BEST.

I’m pretty sure the word “Realtor” comes from the Latin root meaning “to add zero value to the transaction.”

Here’s a similarly embarrassing high five at the 2012 F1 Grand Prix, assuming the video is allowed to be played:

Fox News fails to understand that this campaign is working to EXPAND free speech in that if the advertisers stop paying them, they’re going to end up speaking for free.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Fuck Tha Police was released in 1988. I remember it from high school.

See also: Earth Sandwich

Fun fact - a soldier that gets his dick blown off has trans people to thank for the surgical techniques that are used in reconstructive surgery.

Google’s robot is awesome.

I’m pretty sure that since he pleaded no contest you can drop the “allegedly”.

My job is kinda cool because part of my job involves the manufacturing (print/laminate/“die cut”) of stickers. Also, I am 7 years old and love stickers. My toolbox is covered in stickers. Every time we crank out a new sticker at work I bring a few samples home and put them on my toolbox.

Re: Kia Sephia

The same boat. We are in it.

We (Mrs. Shoe Pilot and I) watched Sixteen Candles the other night. It’s pretty bad on several levels. I still like the movie because it’s from my youth, but there is some cringeworthy stuff going on in there.

That’s bad, but not as bad as a twitter post of a cell phone video of a laptop playing a youtube video. I’ve seen that from a major recording artist who insists he’s a genius.

Mrs. Shoe Pilot had one as a daily for several years. Then she sold it and bought a Volt as a daily. A few years later we bought an Accord wagon for dog/Home Depot hauling duty, but it just wasn’t the same. Earlier this year we sold the wagon and bought another Element. I’ll keep this one on the road ‘til it’s…