What they need to do is go after carmakers painting boring ass cars a boring ass beige and calling the paint Champagne.

I loved the play too. I saw it on Broadway (the one and only play I’ve ever seen on Broadway) knowing nothing about it. I was in NYC over Thanksgiving in 2000 with my inlaws-to-be and they wanted to go see a show. I specified “anything that’s not a fucking musical” and Proof is what we went to. It was fantastic. Mary…

Dont forget Helen Mirren. Did you see RED and Red 2?

Yes, we can be best friends. I’ll send you the enrollment kit.

What are the gender neutral reflexive pronouns? I need to know this so that I can write gender neutral but grammatically incorrect emails that are widely distributed at my place of employment.

Hmm... looks like John Mulaney was wrong. You CAN do a heist with all women.

Here’s a headline that makes sense mathematically.

So what you’re saying is that the week before the revolution we need to take and hold the FBOs

It looks like a drill to me. It’s got a shorter body like the impact tools but it’s got a drill chuck, the torque control ring and a speed switch on top. My impact drivers just have a hex collar instead of a chuck.

I have forwarded this to the guy at COTA that runs the Audi Driving Experience program. If it gets implemented, where should the check be sent?

Agree!

Thank you, black voters in Alabama.

I agree. It’d be better if they made their own alcohol on site.

Tito’s is industrial ethanol, mixed w/ a little Austin water and redistilled. It’s made one exit south of COTA and the plant is HUGE. It’s not handmade by any stretch of the imagination.

I’m glad it was just vodka and not something good.

I used to work with a guy who woke up one morning to find a sign for the interstate in his garage, having been dragged there the night before on the back of his car. He’s lucky the cops didn’t do some minimally taxing police work and follow the 2 mile scrape in the road from where the sign used to be, all the way to…

I work at a large sporting events venue. For our major events every year, we have lots of “experiential activations” - they used to be called activities.

This person has a bad brain. I’ve been out of HS for 20+ years but I can tell you name of partner/date/time (within 15 minutes)/exact location of the loss of my virginity. I can tell you the names and even phone numbers (then, not now) of my closest HS friends. I can drive you past their houses, which almost certainly…

Everyone always tries to use the fancy words to seem smart and they nearly always end up fucking it up. If I had a dollar for every time someone misused a reflexive pronoun I’d be making money in a very odd way, but I’d also be stupid rich.