Maybe later they can get Keith Morrison in there

Of course he hasn’t tried it, and when he does try it he’ll probably do it wrong.

Buy EVERY Veyron ever made

Feels like how we got all the Lintillas in HHGTTG

City miles, for sure. She’s another datapoint on the “being a horrible millenial makes you look old as fuck” line that Stephen Miller is on.

She probably thought fucking him when he was still a movie producer was the easy way into big budget flicks.

I was taking a phone call with some coworkers and one of the perople we were talking to who introduced himself as Michael Hunt. Luckily, I was right next to the phone and got it muted before the room erupted in laughter.

I am aware

The convenience stores near my house don’t sell love roses, but the ones near my work do.

There’s a Kingpin joke in here somewhere. Is ol’ Alex behind on the rent?

You gotta diversify yo’ bonds

Me, if that had actually happened:

Because we all grew up eating “gram crackers” and now we don’t realize that Graham has two syllables.

I heard it on first airing as well. I called friends to ask if they were listening too because I couldn’t believe what was going on and I knew if I tried to describe it later that nobody would believe me.

That’s what I saw! Great minds think alike, and so do we!

The cover was shot in June, but the Miller/Acosta storyline was written in May. They knew that there would be a long lead time on getting Annie Leibovitz to shoot the pic and then there’s the production of the rest of the issue of Vogue, so they had to sit on the press conference thing until the book was on the…

I would watch the shit out of that. Leslie Jones as Scaramucci would be amazing. Who cares that they don’t look anything alike, it’s be hilarious.

What would it cost to hire John C. McGinley for a few years to show up everywhere that climate change deniers are, and sing the Wrong Song?

I hope it was just a few and not a swarm. I was driving a UHaul from Dallas to Austin and drove though a cloud of bees. Suddenly, there was the sound of a thousand bugs hitting the truck and I had NO visibility. The wipers just smeared it around and the washer wasn’t doing much good. I had to pull over and run…

It’s proof that evolution is a hoax.