Red Bull needs to change their tagline from “Gives You Wings” to “Gives You CTE”

I’ll bet he bills the Secret Service for the cart rentals.

If it was the actual model, her face would be showing and there’d be a tag line for the brand of luggage.

I hope this guy is OK, but he’s not going to have a good time w/ the DART cops. I’ve never been terribly impressed w/ them as a police department or even individually as human beings. I used to work for a company that shared a building with DART PD, so I got to see them every day in a not-quite-on-duty-yet context.…

I don’t think my local NPR station has that one.

You’ve seen the whole video, right? Look up “prancercise” on YT if you haven’t.

Ok, now I have a new turn of phrase. Thank you!

If he fires Sessions, he’ll actually have done something I approve of (get Sessions out of the govt business, because I don’t THINK he can go back to the Senate) and if he burns up a ton of political capital doing it then that’s awesome too.

and/or the pension fund

Then you didn’t see them walk into a bar. You saw them ride horses into a bar. My point stands :)

Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.

Weed you say? That’s adorable.

It’s the new black.

It looks like a Jackie Treehorn drawing

that’s how you start a war

we can dream

forensic science dept at a local university?

I THOUGHT I heard a dog barking in the paddock last week. This is fantastic.

I saw “fart on hold” but that might be because I’m a little gassy right now.