He’ll put his testicles all over you.

ATM machine?

Include this one too

Where just outside of Austin? I live just outside of Austin and I have a car and I want to drive to see this with my own eyes.

Also a native Texan, also have never seen a 9/11 nationalismgasm.

Congratulations. You have earned your lawn. Defend it well.

Alternatively, the tumor could be a side effect of exposure to Sarah Palin. There’s no way she’s not SOMEHOW involved.

I’ll send the rubber band and the lollipops. You have a brand/flavor preference?

Princess Anne had one of those.

She put the video on YouTube as well, but disabled the comments. While I don’t disagree that YouTube comments are THE WORST, I still want to read the comments that she’d get in response to this video.

“It’s like ‘trying to make the Lewinsky scandal about Bob Dole getting a blowjob,’” a GOP operative and outside adviser to President Trump said, according to the Daily Beast. But the Trump Team already knew this was a weak argument to begin with.

How’s your Farsi? You could go work in Iran.

You write very well for a dead person.

Zaphod?

I agree with you but I also own two cars on the “silver” spectrum. The Clown Shoe is Steel Grey Metallic (which a lot of manufacturers call Dark Silver) and the MX-5 RF is Ceramic, which the state of Texas calls silver and most people call white.

The USGP trophies that we get from Fox Silver come in very nice boxes and I’m sure they made his WDC trophy so I’ll bet he’s got a nice protective travel case for it. Bolt a handle to that and make it your carry-on!

ABC’s “Extreme Makeover” was about the same. It lasted 55 episodes before someone finally came to their senses.

You’re absolutely morally right but this is America, so FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY SON.

If you’re a track owner, there’s definitely something wrong. If you’re FOM, everything’s working fine.

If they’re like COTA, they go up just before the race and come down right after, and they’re rented.