Except Budweiser is made according to the original Czech recipe, sold to Americans for American distribution way back when.... so far as I know.

HUGE tracts o' land.

Hee. Okay, I don't *hate* Jonathan Franzen. What I hate is the way the New York Times transforms itself into his personal PR machine when he has a book out, to the exclusion of the books people are actually reading, so he's sort of a symbol for a whole binary hierarchical....oh, fuck it, I hate that smug motherfucker,…

GIVE ME BACK MY FEEESH!!!

I do have a particularly good sense of smell. And hearing, for that matter... suddenly, I am concerned that I might in fact be a DOG.

I wish my friend who was killed by using statistical evidence instead of anecdotes, could have read this. He might still be alive. Statistically, probably not, but anecdotally, he totally could be alive.

I too, LOVE, the breakfast options. Classic favorites: "MoMo egg" - this goes by manny names it is, toast, with a fried egg on top that is cut up into bits and then shoveled into my mouth. If I add arugula, it's a fancy dinner. Second, avocado toast - I feel like the whole universe knew about this and then never…

THE SHOULDER BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SIN BONE

Except for all the ones that don't.

Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is, it looks freakin' amazing. Aloha!

I'm in the air! What a time to be alive!

ALWAYS GO WITH VODKA, MARK. It will never break your heart.

You tell me:

Are you flying party airlines Virgin? IS THE BEAT BUMPIN', MARK?

This guy just wanted to write a mean tweet and ruin someone's day. Tomorrow he will call this a mistake (I don't know how to tweet) or a viral publicity stunt and I hope we can shake our heads at him some more.

I ended up here on my way back from Lifehacker and I thought this was a post about how computer servers had staged an uprising and were taking their revenge upon poor sysadmins. But this is better.

Nooooooo! Fresh bread with butter on it is like the proto-toast! So delicious!

Yeah I'm fine with that. What else is my choice I mean? Never get anything? I don't want the lumberjack special. And I manage about 3 bites of food in the morning, so an actually good piece of toast and cup of coffee sounds pretty perfect. Much better than throwing away a $13 breakfast that I never wanted but I had to…

I'd probably pay for some fancy avocado toast if I could ever find it in a restaurant (even though I make my own).