I get charged $2 for wonder bread that has only a whisper of butter on it. I will pay $4 for a thick slab of good bread, and if you have toppings that don't suck I would be a customer all the time.

Just back from seeing it! Go go go. Emily Blunt is totally kickass, not ever shown nude for no reason at all, and there are many explosions.

"SORORITY GIRLS ARE NOT 'RANDOM' WHEN U JOIN A SORORITY U ENTER INTO OPPRESSION OF INCELS".

Does this mean I can drink milk instead of wearing sunscreen.

And isn't it funny how their own imagined victimhood is often the very reason they're so frequently turned down? That maybe that's the least attractive quality a person could have? If I wanted to sleep with something whiny, angry, and trembling with fear at the world, I'd get a chihuahua.

THAT IS EVER OUR PRIMARY CONCERN

This is when I cackle in mean girl satisfaction: I'm from Eastern Europe, where it's not only acceptable but traditional to give the young couple money. There's also a going rate per person that everyone magically knows (various factors affect it). Depending on how smart one is about their wedding and how rich their…

Happy, the smiling happy meal, narrowly beat out a medical photo of a teratoma at the McDonald's new-mascot pitch meeting.

YES. Uber, I volunteer my children. YOU KNOW THEY WILL GIVE YOU EXCELLENT DATA.

can we do a kids of GT react to food article at some point?

I was going to guess spiderwebs :(

Correction: they made it out of the 18th century long ago and were very progressive and modern until the 1979 revolution. Then they reverted backwards.

lol Is it a bad sign that when I saw ridiculously overpriced everyday item , I wasn't immediately sure if it was gonna be a Jez author mocking it or if it was one of those sponsored posts :P

Getting rid of the only Asian doll is a problem. But in any case, I'd gotten the impression that the collection was very diverse now. Back in the early nineties, the most "diverse" you got was that Kirsten spoke with an accent. Pasty white, blond and blue eyed Kirsten. So, this seems pretty chill. They probably…

"We're going to Africa!"

The only thing we ever used Velveeta for in my family was to feed the dogs and cats medicine. It's perfect for squishing a pill into.

I just got a mental picture of my fiance sitting naked in a baby pool of fruit salad lol

We saw that picture, but we're 95% sure that's a Scorpion.

And the turtle pooping out slimy eggs is still less gross than the new design for the Ninja Turtles by Michael Bay.