I hate myself for how much I want some of these things.

Researching this article has been the most effective diet technique I have ever come across, so...thank you?

That is the fugliest effing manicure I've ever seen.

They really are like angels come down to oil up and convert us.

My god. So he tricked you into a false monogamy so he could control your body even though he was lying about sleeping with someone else the WHOLE TIME? The everloving FUCK?

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THE TORTOISE BEFORE?
Yes, you are being insufferable. And no, I'm really not from around here. But that vid above wasn't displaying when I posted my comment, and now that I can see it I am delighted! So thanks. And I'm having a super weird day too, So let's both just watch creatures eating raspberries…

I love s'mores so much I got in trouble with my husband for cooking marshmallows on a fondue fork held over a can of sterno to make them one afternoon. While in our bedroom. Watching a marathon of MTV's Fat Camp. It is because of that incident that all of my sterno was confiscated AND I was forbidden to ever own a…

Yeah, cause everyone knows that's how you get ants.

Right there with you. All I could think was, "That's gonna stain that carpet."

I know I'm missing the point, but all I could think was, "Whoever owns that carpet is going to kill them both."

Yes, yes. I always forget the nose bits until one of them end up impaling the roof of my mouth.

Right?! All I kept thinking was "oh man, that stain's never coming out..."

The mess is the size of a raspberry, quite literally. Seriously though, I though thte same thing! Cute but the potential stains! Put him on a table or the kitchen.

Butterfly it down the spine and yank out the alimentary canal.

OMG SJP doesn't know what the word for "tailgating" is omg omg omg omg. If these people ever spent five minutes with me in my house they would set themselves on fire.

Thank you! Enough with the division privilege.

Yes. I was thinking something along these lines when I read the article. When the color of a person's skin doesn't really matter to you, I think it can be easy to get wrapped in a bubble where you forget that other people still care that much about stuff like interracial relationships or biracial children until it's…