Sounds reasonable to me!

You? You've got no backbone. Go grow a pair (of lungs).

Cider is one of like two things in the entire world that gives me heartburn on the regular. I can have one or two, any more than that and it's Pain City, I'm the Mayor.

There's a bunch of cats that roam my neighborhood and they eat the veggies. She's had to replant a few things.

This neighbor is awesome and lets me eat it, as well as the veggies in her garden. She planted it for our gated community. So if a zombie apocalypse happens, we're set.

Bring it. If Uber can write that unsalted butter should not exist, I can write that overpriced fungus is disgusting.

I love Pleasers as well.

After reading the books, ASOIAF food to me is some meat charred black on the outside, bloody red on the inside, and the grease runs down your chin while you eat it.

I could go for an Eclainchovy. I can envision it - a savory eclair with a light anchovy mousse inside of it. Better yet, make it profiteroles, so I can fit a whole one in my mouth. Profitelanchovy.

Its a porn film but the writing will probably be better than the stuff Steven Moffat comes up with. There will probably be better female characters too.

We are the League of Evil butterball turkey!

Like a really drunk Christmas tree.

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

Donald Glover did a great bit about this exact predicament. The gist of it was that while a lot of guys have somewhat amusing/outlandish stories about "crazy girlfriends", women do not have the same sort of stories, because "IF YOU HAVE A CRAZY BOYFRIEND, YOU GONNA DIE".

his music video "Big Rich Town" on the 4 train in the Bronx (for which 50 did not have a permit, tsk tsk)

Why is everything always about cannibalism with Christians?

What. The fuck. Is this.

Cadbury caramel eggs are treat for your mouth. That creme shit doesn't exist in my world.

I'm not usually one for this sort of quibble but "White Genocide Project" makes them sound pro, not con. That's some sloppy hatin', fellas.