Bumblecat: Cat Burglar
Mar 2

I looked at the close up and it looks like all the beads are touching. The there should be knots of silk thread touching both sides of the pearls so that the delicate layers don’t rub off, and these don’t look like they’re adequately protected.

Feb 15

I just woke up from a nap and feel so much less murderous! Today will be spent lazing about until our RPG tonight.

Jan 21

Honestly my makeup routine is a little eyeliner on my brows to sort of darken them and hide patches from when I’ve been pulling hair from them, a fine line of dark eyeliner on my top lid, and a light amount of matte lip in a shade that’s a shade or two deeper than my lips and that’s about it. Like, a dot of liquid

Jan 21

Hello! I just got onto a computer on jez for the first time in ages and I’m not logged in on the main site? I went though the trouble of digging up the password and no longer remember what the login was called lol.

Oct 15 2018

Cheap throwaway soup of a can of chickpeas, liquid included, shell pasta, charred onion, garlic, and mushroom. Charred in Ghee, seasoned with Golden mountain sauce, Better than boullion veggie stock, a healthy glop of tahini. If the portion of the tahini is healthy, then the amount of cottage cheese added is husky. Read more

Jul 12 2018

1. Chickpea soup: canned chicpeas (can of beans, plus liquid of beans, plus canful of water, as needed), salt (to taste) sesame oil (preferably chili, if no sesame oil, tahini, really, we’re going for drinkable hummus), garlic (fresh or powdered), smoked paprika (we want smoke + heat so go with any combination of Read more

Jul 4 2018

I had korean pork belly, bibimbap, and then a bone marrow taco (bone marrow and fresh salsa in a tortilla). Am full. Can confirm.

May 31 2018

Asbestos is only bad if you want to punch holes in it. Also, there is no such thing as “There is asbestos in the drywall.”

May 16 2018

I just pulled a Fancy Bread out of the oven. Duck fat, duck cracklings, and finely chopped fruitcake fruit (mostly oranges, I think, and some pineapple bits). I’m bringing it in to work bc I can’t eat it all by myself.

May 9 2018

There was a reddit thread about a cupcake and there were comments recommending the color matching various lipsticks and I made the mistake of buying Limecrime lipsticks and I’ve by now sunk at least $100 in this company. they display swatches on fair, medium and dark skin, their formula lasts nigh 8 hours unless you Read more

Feb 18 2018

My human made me drive home in the sleet and while it was a valuable experience, it was also scary AF since I couldn’t drive over 35mph. The car didn’t have traction control so I had to be extra careful. Then we got Indian food. I’d like to say that Kashmiri naan is delicious. It seemed to be naan stuffed with crisp Read more

Feb 13 2018

Me and my bf bought a car yesterday. It’s...quirky, as cars of it’s genus are (Chevy). We bought it off Craigslist and it’s old, has lots of miles on it, but it was state inspected prior to sale. Also the side mirror won’t move, the radio cuts out when I turn too fast, and I almost died 3 times on my supervised dry Read more