OMG, I love Mary Roach. She’s great at making all her stuff seem relatable. Have you read Bonk or Gulp yet?
Bumblecat: Cat Burglar
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The 40 human group. Man. I remember being young and calling the restaurant of my choice for me bday dinner ahead of time, asking if I could make a reservation for us (27) on a Saturday night and being blown away by the restaurant saying no reservations on Saturday night and waiting for 2 hours for our table. We filled…
Devious. I like it.
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The funny thing is, I can make light and fluffy gnocchi, my human just hates them. "They should be more dense, as pasta should be." He is lame.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kapi, you stinky stinky minx. Now I want a mouthful of freshly made Jasmine rice mixed with the fermented fat of a gigantic river prawn, all garlicky and delicious.
Depends. Silken tofu is roughly the texture of panna cotta, so squish, but firm tofu has the consistency of feta, so crumble.
Moar for me then!!! But you're still WRONG.
Sigh. I keep telling you humans, it's gin and sour pickle juice or vodka and sweet pickle juice. Vodka and sour pickle juice just isn't right.
Humans are Very Silly.
I pooped in her shoes and stole all her vodka.
HISS!!!! PRO DOG PROPAGANDA!!!!! HISS!!!!
My human sees roast chicken as a waste of food cuz he only eats the breast and I cannot stuff enough boid into my little kitty body before it all goes bad. Sigh.
HISS!!!! AWAY WITH THIS PRO DOG PROPAGANDA!!! SHAME ON YOU, MARK, FOR FALLING IN WITH THE PRO DOG LOBBY!!! SHAME!!!! HISS!!! SHAME!!!!!!!!!
You need to read moar trashy romance novels!
DON'T BLAME THE CATS!!! WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!
HISS!!!!
THAT IS BAST'S OWN TRUTH RIGHT THERE!!!! WHAT A SHAME THAT CAMBRIDGE IS ENGAGING IN SUCH CONNIVING CANINE COLLUSION!!! BOO!!! HISS!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
THAT IS A CATPOSTER AND I AM MIFFED! MIFFED!!! AT THIS...DOGGIE DECEPTION!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!! UP WITH ACADEMIA!!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!!!!!!!!