lol Is it a bad sign that when I saw ridiculously overpriced everyday item , I wasn't immediately sure if it was gonna be a Jez author mocking it or if it was one of those sponsored posts :P

Getting rid of the only Asian doll is a problem. But in any case, I'd gotten the impression that the collection was very diverse now. Back in the early nineties, the most "diverse" you got was that Kirsten spoke with an accent. Pasty white, blond and blue eyed Kirsten. So, this seems pretty chill. They probably…

"We're going to Africa!"

The only thing we ever used Velveeta for in my family was to feed the dogs and cats medicine. It's perfect for squishing a pill into.

I just got a mental picture of my fiance sitting naked in a baby pool of fruit salad lol

We saw that picture, but we're 95% sure that's a Scorpion.

And the turtle pooping out slimy eggs is still less gross than the new design for the Ninja Turtles by Michael Bay.

I hate myself for how much I want some of these things.

Researching this article has been the most effective diet technique I have ever come across, so...thank you?

That is the fugliest effing manicure I've ever seen.

They really are like angels come down to oil up and convert us.

My god. So he tricked you into a false monogamy so he could control your body even though he was lying about sleeping with someone else the WHOLE TIME? The everloving FUCK?

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THE TORTOISE BEFORE?
Yes, you are being insufferable. And no, I'm really not from around here. But that vid above wasn't displaying when I posted my comment, and now that I can see it I am delighted! So thanks. And I'm having a super weird day too, So let's both just watch creatures eating raspberries…

I love s'mores so much I got in trouble with my husband for cooking marshmallows on a fondue fork held over a can of sterno to make them one afternoon. While in our bedroom. Watching a marathon of MTV's Fat Camp. It is because of that incident that all of my sterno was confiscated AND I was forbidden to ever own a…

Yeah, cause everyone knows that's how you get ants.

Right there with you. All I could think was, "That's gonna stain that carpet."

Yes, yes. I always forget the nose bits until one of them end up impaling the roof of my mouth.

Right?! All I kept thinking was "oh man, that stain's never coming out..."