What? There are PLENTY of Portland vegans who aren't cultured enough to know that pate is a meat product. GAWD, check your privilege, Mr. Trout!

No! Bad Portland! Stop this right now. You are shaming the good people of Oregon.

I'd eat that shit in a heartbeat, long before I'd eat a pecan spinwheel.

About an hour before I post about it and a commenter wanders in trying to claim that's a perfectly legitimate question.

How long before you think some eco hipster wanders into the bar and whines, "Is this vegan?"

They could have used the stock photo of her nefariously eating a salad.

It's a little disturbing how much butter I put on my bread. Crusty bread with butter is my kryptonite.

I went to a spirit healer and found out that my aura is a Crusader Aura. Which is nice because it gives me an additional 10% speed while mounted, which really comes in handy in battlegrounds.

Lunchables were actually a treat for me growing up, so I still sometimes eat them every once in a while in an effort to cheer myself up.

Doesn't hold a candle to the Dovahkiin:

I think...that video made me pregnant.

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

I don't get it, that looks just like a regular puck.

But working in one service industry doesn't mean that the person should be providing excellent customer service when off the clock and at completely different businesses.

Yeah, but what if you don't even fucking work there? Are you still obligated to be polite to stupid questions?

I went into Wegman's one day, in my work uniform (I look like Smokey Bear. It's kind of obvious), to pick something up for a work event.

This used to happen to me in target all the time. I guess I wear a lot of red.

My comment was a terrible joke based on grammar, taking its awfulness to Inception levels of stupidity. It was a joke based on you using "then" instead of "than."

I do not understand this Amerikanski phrase, "clubbing."
Is riot move, perhaps? Am thinking only very poorest Americans "club,"
as guns are so cheap.