and cuz you're a cat

Air France has the best food, even in economy it's relatively tasty and comes with cheeeseee. Not to mention that you get a mini bottle of wine!

Turkish Airlines is the way to go. I've only flown them once but the food was delicious. Even my mum, a chef who is very picky about her food and where it comes from, thought it was really good. Actually, just about everything Turkish did was better than any other airline I've been on.

My first and only Salisbury steak was part of an airplane meal. I remember hearing about them in jokes about bad food. Salisbury steak used to be the go-to bad food dish when talking about cafeteria food, or microwave dinners or airplane meals, and I always sort of thought it was made up, and then I was served one. I…

i've only been on one flight where we were served a meal. it was a roast beef sandwich. i am a vegetarian. when i asked the staff about this, they told me i needed to make arrangements when i purchased my ticket. i am forever bitter about this.

I worked in a fish and chips place when I was a teenager, and once I caught a customer directing her 3 year old son to pee into the (fake!) potted plant next to their table because she didn't want to stop eating long enough to take him to the bathroom :/

wow that thieving server story made my head explode…the wasabi part is funny but all I could think of was how many times I've chased down servers and brought them back to the kitchen to scream at them. blood pressure...

I've got some good ones from my days as a server. Crazy cooks, complaining customers, over-amourus busboys... 3 years working in a Greek diner, and I can swear and ask for a beer in 4 languages!

Nevermind, it's early. I need my coffee.

At one point in Gigi (the novel - I don't remember, but I assume they left this scene out of the movie?), Gigi is sent to the home of her aunt (once a famous courtesan) to learn how to eat ortolans:

You know what's really nice? Being able to take my daughter to the doctor when I need to without worrying about being able to make the mortgage this month.

UBERTROUT HATES THE WAY AMERICA IS RUN. HE WANTS TO PUT A KITCHENETTE IN THE OVAL OFFICE. HE THINKS OBAMA SHOULD WRITE ALL HIS PRESIDENTIAL WRITINGS DOWN BY CARVING THEM INTO THE SIDE OF A PUMPKIN.

is she REALLY that surprised that choice = disrespect

We have had these in the UK for a while now, and I can attest that the Hazelnut one is goddamn delicious. The core tastes like Nutella. NUTELLA!

murder a Bloomin' Onion.

Ranch + cheese or pepperoni pizza = ambrosia. It is known.

I don't know why but I just thought of Jimmy Fallon's flavor and Stephen Colbert's flavor filled with a core of raw oyster.

I'm going to need to come up with a new way to eat my ice cream pints. I usually eat around the edges (because in my hot mitts they get soft first), leaving a weird obloid sphere of center ice cream at the end.

A carton of that and a vibrator and I would never need to go on a date again.

I think most people would be surprised how quickly and easily a food writer goes down when you hit him squarely in the forehead with a sledgehammer. You'd think they're a tough bunch, but they pretty much crumple up for good with one solid thwack.