Well, aren't you just so zen? It really takes a special individual to pervert mindfulness into invalidation.

Wow, I wish I could be like you and give up the past!

Women may not be going to the movies in drones because it's dangerous. I prefer a car when I head to the movies. Sometimes I walk, if it strikes* my fancy.

I see what you did there.

Well, that's officially the first time I've heard the phrase "boys will be boys" referring to boys raping five-year-olds.

Pearl NECKLACE clutchy you mean?

If you guys hate Miley so much, just quit talking about her. This article is pretty pearl-clutchy

Fatback is yummy, but it's not quite the same. Lardo is spiced with rosemary and cured (traditionally in marble containers). It's a fuller flavor. Both Boccalone:

As Julia Child said, "If you're afraid of butter, use cream." :)

White sage tea (i wildcraft with respect to the plant, clean up area and don't take too much) for eczema and to have soft skin on my feet (dead skin just falls away, it cleanses and helps heal raw skin)

YEAH SOMETHING SOMETHING THANKS OBAMA SOMETHING FREEZE PEACH!!!!11!!!

CASSIE, YOU ARE A TROUBLEMAKER AND A RABBLE-ROUSER AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT! DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NOT HAVE IT!

MARK I AM AN AMERICAN AND I PAY MY TAXES AND VOTE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO CONFORM TO YOUR LIBERAL AGENDA.

If anyone hit my hypothetical kid, or my nieces, I might not be able to overcome my lizard brain impulses.

It's OK, we all use too much hydrochloric acid sometimes.

"I've been in therapy for about nine years, and most of my sessions focus on the fact that my dad wouldn't take me to the library when he promised to. ARE YOU ALSO GOING TO DENY ME THE PLEASURE OF CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE GEARED TOWARDS ADOLESCENT FEMALES? No, I will not host!"—Aww, this was the exact moment when I…

Aloofage, bless you. I can get 'em to make nice, but their natural inclination is to enjoy a little elbow room.

Fuck off, dumbass.

I was just petting my bunnies with a wobbly lip, asking them, "Do you guys really like living with me?" and feeling bad.