You need to read moar trashy romance novels!

DON'T BLAME THE CATS!!! WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!

HISS!!!!

THAT IS BAST'S OWN TRUTH RIGHT THERE!!!! WHAT A SHAME THAT CAMBRIDGE IS ENGAGING IN SUCH CONNIVING CANINE COLLUSION!!! BOO!!! HISS!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

THAT IS A CATPOSTER AND I AM MIFFED! MIFFED!!! AT THIS...DOGGIE DECEPTION!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!! UP WITH ACADEMIA!!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!!!!!!!!

[Whisks away the offending and delicious animal part]

Y U STEEL MY BON MARROWS??? YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE IT TO A DOG WEREN'T YOU????

MIIIIIINE!!! BUT EXCUSE ME, THAT IS MY BONE MARROW!!!

Bone marrow is delicious!!! Like the nugget of fat in a rib eye! For real tho, bone marrow on sourdough toast sprinkled with coarse sea salt and either caramelized Nonions or vinaigrette dressed arugula is delightful.

I understand that reference.

RABBITS ARE DELICIOUS AND THEY SHOULD ALL BUNNYHOP INTO MY LITTLE KITTY BELLY!!!

...No, that was me. SORRY!!!

Did...were you really attached to that vase? Cuz OOPS!!!!

[PREENS]

WHEE!!!

BURT BURT, CAN I BE FOLLOWED TOO???

Thanks.

I'm Thai and it is a little offensive to me. Calling kao soi "Chiang Mai" is like calling clam chowder "New England." It doesn't signify that you're talking about a food, and when you're talking about a country that most of your audience isn't too familiar with, using terms that prevent the audience from knowing…

So kao soi is too hard for americans to say now?

It's tasteless crunchy mush. Bleh, dragonsfruits!