I WANT TO TRY THIS BLUEBERRY WINE!!!

I'm torn on coconuts. On the one hand, coconut milk is incredible when used in dishes like Tom Ka and Chiang Mai.

Probably ground seasoned meat covered in a stiff mashed potato mix, breaded and fried. Or if they know what's good, just fried after being covered in mashed potatoes, like those Dim sum taro balls that are all delicate and delicious.

Plum?

To be fair, the maggots were probably the healthiest part of their meals. Aramark sucks.

People who don't like to trip on stuff? I like the idea of nonskid heels. Being off balance is bad enough without having super slidy feets.

When I had hives for six months, the allergist put me on allegra and zantac, which worked.

...I've drunk chipotle Tabasco and balsamic vinegar out of the bottle. Now I must mix the two.

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I don't remember how she made it. I remember chuck being trimmed of fat and being put in a pressure cooker with water and salt and whole peppercorns and sliced, rehydrated shiitake mushrooms. Also, lots of celery and carrotes but no Nonions. I don't think that she put star anuses in the broth. I remember that the…

DON'T YOU MEAN "A BAG FOR KITTY????"

Only got caught once!!!!

My mother would make pho for us as kids and our pho would be lots of noodles and bean sprouts and like two inches of broth to cover. I am not a fan of the meat (this is the Thai version with pressure cooked cubes of lean chuck that dissolved into stringy shreds between the teeth) but would load up on the tofu and fish…

My human once caught me drinking chipotle Tabasco from the bottle, once. That stuff is GOOD.

Eh. I like sriracha because it's sweeter and has a deeper umami flavor than the vinegar based hot sauces. Also, the noodles in pho are supposed to fill you up. Sorry that that isn't the case for you.

You are a Wise Eyeball.

Well, on one paw, male humans, particularly of the younger and woefully immature variety, might lie to get your friend to lift tail. On the other paw, my first was a committed relationship at 18 where the male human was convinced that we'd marry. So basically, what I advocate is that if your friend feels ready, go for…

BAD WACOON!!!! That looked like it hurt.

I THINK THAT YOU ARE PULLING MY LITTLE KITTY TAIL!!!

...You guys dont' remove the furs and guts and poops first? Thaz disgusting! And unsanitary!!!