[Burps feesh breath in Punkin's face]

[HISSES at the DOG]

[ Thefts Punkin's feesh]

Are you a supertaster? Or a super-good-at-smelling-things human? Or a DOG????? I hope you're not a DOG. In any case, having a crazy good sense of smell might explain why you don't like them.

Once, I ate a spoonful of orzo, expecting it to be rice. I felt SO BETRAYED. Never again.

The answer to your first question is clearly sauce of feesh. The liquid runoff of salted fish guts left in the sun for weeks??? Pure eldrich horror, and I say this as a frequent eater of said eldrich horror.

Or Hawaii.

"No, the bread is really good, but could you please toast it for me?"

Told you he's a monster.

Hey, good bread is something most people want but are unwilling to make. So if restaurants want to sell it, it's no skin off my little kitty nose.

EXCELLENT DATA FOR THE MIND HARVEST, THAT IS.

Aww. I thought someone had gotten their hands on military-grade spider silk. Bullet-proof cocktail dress??? Gimme!!!

It is troll. I suspect a MRA doing its Very Best Feminist impression.

It looks incredibly racist.

...There's more to Japanese cuisine than sushi, you know. It's not like they'll starve or anything.

Now, I see it. It's still too clunky tho.

I have le dumb. Esplain, plz?

No, I had some the other week and it's still delicious! Creamy and tangy, salty and spicy, with a nice bit of sweetness at the end. I regret nothing!

Uhhhh, it's perfectly acceptable to say D.C. "of Columbia, Washington D.C." is just unwieldy.

Drat. I've been trying to find the original review and can't find it.