Well, that's not very nice of the pleese humans!

Was that really the original review?

What is "Divorce Sex" and how can I kill it with fire?

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS REND THE THEFTY PARKERS LIMB FROM LIMB AND THEN HAVE THE POLICE PEOPLES WRITE THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES TICKETS!!!

BURT BURT BURT BURT

I don't! But that is because I am a carnivore.

You really aren't from around here, are you? I was referring to the second video of the tortoise eating a raspberry on a white carpet. Ok, a cream-to-buff carpet. And yes, at least the rabbit people put the rabbit on tile.

Wat. Gimme.

I mean, it's cute and all, but why are they letting it eat that on the carpet???

I don't feel disgusted by them, I just feel sad for them. That said, I will snip the pointy nose bit off prior to cooking, because in there lies only pain. Though you can fry those separately for crunching.

Apparently, is for unreddening weed-eyes.

YEAH!!! NOT ALL BUMBLIES ARE SHOE POOPERS!!!!!!

It's oeffoff, actually, that's the buzzkill. I promise I never pooped in her shoes or eat her spiderplant or anything! I swears!!!!

Oh. What if you had allergies? Or dry eyes?

What is so bad about Visine?

It's actually not an unheard of concept.

Incidentally, both those books are really good.

I don't get it. How am I the bad kitty over here? It's not like I pooped in your shoes or anything.

You're silly.