If all that is what you believe, then congrats, you're a feminist.

...I'd eat the alligator (tastes like seafoody chicken) and the scorpion. I'll pass on all the candy though. Also, pigs ears are delicious.

Counter counter point: Said venomous death barb is removed prior to cooking.

Now, to be fair, he tells peoples this before they come over. If the humans insist upon bringing offspring into the house, then that is on them.

Well, this is what the case looks like, and as you can see, there's no lock on it. And it's unloaded (with a full clip on my side of the bed), so it's not unlikely that an enterprising human offspring might do something horrible. He calls this "babyproofing the house."

HEH. MY HUMAN HAS A GUN UNLOADED IN A GUN BOX CARRY THINGIE (AND THE AMMO IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM. WE DON'T HAVE A GUN SAFE. HE USES THIS AS A REASON WHY NO CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED IN OUR HOUSE.

Maybe, but not one you'd want to drink.

My neighbor doesn't like me because I keep stealing his veggybles. How does he know that it was me? There are other paw prints around his veggybles, not just mine!!!!

Did you discover your love by stealing your neighbor's veggies? That's how I discovered that I love fresh peas and pea tendrils.

Five Guys bacon is pretty spectacular. It's crisp all the way through and they do an even layer of bacon so you get bacon with every bite of burger.

The roman recipe for dormice in honey has always intrigued me.

Goddamnit, now I want steak.

Lol. Yeast is a natural source of glutamates, which saves them the bother of putting MSG in their food. Unless they already do, in which case they're just doubling down.

Recommenations plz?

The girl in question was his ex, you roly poly sack of dicks.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Jewish dude looks like Neal Degrasse Tyson?

I mean, they're still carving a bowling ball out of your belly, so YMMV. I hear the recovery time for having someone slice through a wall of muscle in your abdomen takes longer than for shitting it out. For the record, I've never birthed offspring, but my best friend just did a month ago, so I got to hear all the gory…

...I think it's because cronuts were deep fried and croissants aren't?