People who don't like to trip on stuff? I like the idea of nonskid heels. Being off balance is bad enough without having super slidy feets.

When I had hives for six months, the allergist put me on allegra and zantac, which worked.

...I've drunk chipotle Tabasco and balsamic vinegar out of the bottle. Now I must mix the two.

[Preens]

I don't remember how she made it. I remember chuck being trimmed of fat and being put in a pressure cooker with water and salt and whole peppercorns and sliced, rehydrated shiitake mushrooms. Also, lots of celery and carrotes but no Nonions. I don't think that she put star anuses in the broth. I remember that the…

DON'T YOU MEAN "A BAG FOR KITTY????"

Only got caught once!!!!

My mother would make pho for us as kids and our pho would be lots of noodles and bean sprouts and like two inches of broth to cover. I am not a fan of the meat (this is the Thai version with pressure cooked cubes of lean chuck that dissolved into stringy shreds between the teeth) but would load up on the tofu and fish…

My human once caught me drinking chipotle Tabasco from the bottle, once. That stuff is GOOD.

Eh. I like sriracha because it's sweeter and has a deeper umami flavor than the vinegar based hot sauces. Also, the noodles in pho are supposed to fill you up. Sorry that that isn't the case for you.

You are a Wise Eyeball.

Well, on one paw, male humans, particularly of the younger and woefully immature variety, might lie to get your friend to lift tail. On the other paw, my first was a committed relationship at 18 where the male human was convinced that we'd marry. So basically, what I advocate is that if your friend feels ready, go for…

[Burps feesh breath in Punkin's face]

[HISSES at the DOG]

[ Thefts Punkin's feesh]

Are you a supertaster? Or a super-good-at-smelling-things human? Or a DOG????? I hope you're not a DOG. In any case, having a crazy good sense of smell might explain why you don't like them.

The answer to your first question is clearly sauce of feesh. The liquid runoff of salted fish guts left in the sun for weeks??? Pure eldrich horror, and I say this as a frequent eater of said eldrich horror.

Or Hawaii.

"No, the bread is really good, but could you please toast it for me?"

Told you he's a monster.