Hey, good bread is something most people want but are unwilling to make. So if restaurants want to sell it, it's no skin off my little kitty nose.

EXCELLENT DATA FOR THE MIND HARVEST, THAT IS.

Aww. I thought someone had gotten their hands on military-grade spider silk. Bullet-proof cocktail dress??? Gimme!!!

It is troll. I suspect a MRA doing its Very Best Feminist impression.

It looks incredibly racist.

...There's more to Japanese cuisine than sushi, you know. It's not like they'll starve or anything.

Now, I see it. It's still too clunky tho.

I have le dumb. Esplain, plz?

No, I had some the other week and it's still delicious! Creamy and tangy, salty and spicy, with a nice bit of sweetness at the end. I regret nothing!

Uhhhh, it's perfectly acceptable to say D.C. "of Columbia, Washington D.C." is just unwieldy.

Drat. I've been trying to find the original review and can't find it.

Well, that's not very nice of the pleese humans!

Was that really the original review?

What is "Divorce Sex" and how can I kill it with fire?

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS REND THE THEFTY PARKERS LIMB FROM LIMB AND THEN HAVE THE POLICE PEOPLES WRITE THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES TICKETS!!!

BURT BURT BURT BURT

I don't! But that is because I am a carnivore.

You really aren't from around here, are you? I was referring to the second video of the tortoise eating a raspberry on a white carpet. Ok, a cream-to-buff carpet. And yes, at least the rabbit people put the rabbit on tile.

I mean, it's cute and all, but why are they letting it eat that on the carpet???

I don't feel disgusted by them, I just feel sad for them. That said, I will snip the pointy nose bit off prior to cooking, because in there lies only pain. Though you can fry those separately for crunching.