Apparently, is for unreddening weed-eyes.

YEAH!!! NOT ALL BUMBLIES ARE SHOE POOPERS!!!!!!

It's oeffoff, actually, that's the buzzkill. I promise I never pooped in her shoes or eat her spiderplant or anything! I swears!!!!

Oh. What if you had allergies? Or dry eyes?

What is so bad about Visine?

It's actually not an unheard of concept.

I don't get it. How am I the bad kitty over here? It's not like I pooped in your shoes or anything.

You're silly.

If all that is what you believe, then congrats, you're a feminist.

...I'd eat the alligator (tastes like seafoody chicken) and the scorpion. I'll pass on all the candy though. Also, pigs ears are delicious.

Counter counter point: Said venomous death barb is removed prior to cooking.

Now, to be fair, he tells peoples this before they come over. If the humans insist upon bringing offspring into the house, then that is on them.

Well, this is what the case looks like, and as you can see, there's no lock on it. And it's unloaded (with a full clip on my side of the bed), so it's not unlikely that an enterprising human offspring might do something horrible. He calls this "babyproofing the house."

HEH. MY HUMAN HAS A GUN UNLOADED IN A GUN BOX CARRY THINGIE (AND THE AMMO IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM. WE DON'T HAVE A GUN SAFE. HE USES THIS AS A REASON WHY NO CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED IN OUR HOUSE.

Maybe, but not one you'd want to drink.

My neighbor doesn't like me because I keep stealing his veggybles. How does he know that it was me? There are other paw prints around his veggybles, not just mine!!!!

Did you discover your love by stealing your neighbor's veggies? That's how I discovered that I love fresh peas and pea tendrils.

Five Guys bacon is pretty spectacular. It's crisp all the way through and they do an even layer of bacon so you get bacon with every bite of burger.