Yes. REND THEM LIMB FROM LIMB AND DANCE IN THEIR ARTERIAL SPRAY!!!!!

Jumps into CE's lap an purrs contentedly Mrrrrrr

[Nods solemnly] It is known.

GIMME PLZ!!!

[Devours the last chocolate] Thanks!

Well, if your pms is awful, then I suppose you can have them.

Goddamnit, Cajun, I just took a shower.

UBER WHY YOU NO LIKE CHOCLIT?????? Was that in any of the Foods That Should Not Exist?

Which one would you pick, Uber?

Ok, the idea of eating an ortolan sounds delicious to me, but holy hell do those look disgusting.

....Ew. If they were little dainty things with binding to make them less goozy, then I'd go for them, but giant softball sized gooey potato dumplings sounds terrible.

Lol. Are they gonna have deep fried dried mullet roe on a stick? Wait..that sounds like something I'd eat.

Ok, 2 things. How large are they and are they served hot or cold? If they were little and served hot I'd prolly manage to eat one or two, provided they'd been boiled in broth and not plain water.

Oh, that looks vastly unpleasant.

That's ortolan, which is a fig pecker (a teeny weeny songbird) that's been trapped in a small box with lots and lots of food so that it gorges itself. Then you drown it in brandy. Then, I think, it's plucked and then roasted and then eaten whole (the head is bitten off and discarded, first). They're endangered, I…

Gonna go out on a limb and say I'm not allowed to tell the OP to bend over and lick their own asshole, right?

...Well-done prime rib? I think I'm gonna cry.

Ugh. I have a coworker who insists on eating well done burgers. He was going to get a well-done steak, but I insisted that he not ruin good meat and just stick to burgers, so I don't feel too badly about his burgers.

Ha. The first and only time I ate chinese in middle america was in ohio, in a town so white that even the people who ran the restaurant wasn't even chinese. Which should tell you that the food there was fairly disgusting.

Pops the jello into her mouth Ooo, thanks!