Man, now I want jello. CURSE YOU ALLLLLLL!!!!

I love the idea of having a hot lemony tomato broth and a nice tuna salad sandwich, and the pie is just the two things in a piecrust. Depending on execution, probably 8/10.

I'd prolly eat the tuna and jello pie, but the hungry boy's casserole sounds awful.

GIMME SCRITCHES PLZ, BURT.

Hey, didn't one of the mistresses of the king of France do that research?

That poor woman. Where did her lips go?

That was the only one I could find though.

Did you find these people helpful?

Well, I suppose if there's someone in this wide world who's jealous of me I must be doing something right with my life. Also, I'm sure either Smithfield or Cumberland ships. I'll get back to you if I can find something.

[GLARES] I'M VERY JEALOUS OF YOU.

Ha. I live near DC, but not near enough for me to actually get to the good places. But I'm in a rural-ish enough area to get those good ol' southern pig things. Like fatback and face bacon.

I have never had lardo but desire to try it. Would thinly sliced fatback work as an alternative? ('Murricaaaa!!!) I know that for those of us who cannot afford guacinale, jowl bacon is rather nice, though, of course, smoked and cured instead of just cured.

Hehehe!

Lies. It's duck fat.

Ha. I'm eating fresh baked bread and salted butter and reading these comments and feeling so, so smug.

I HAVE A QUERY. DOES DOING SEX WITH THE NUVARING FEEL LIKE HE'S PLAYING RINGTOSS IN THERE?
Inquiring kittehs would like to know.

I, too, have aloofage instead of cleavage.

When I went to visit my baby cousins, I brought a bunch of these over. Apparently they make great pacifiers.

You have to heat it up and stir it though. Just like using corn starch to thicken a gravy.