I'd want one. I I pace when I read things anyway, so at least I won't make my human dizzy watching me.

DID YOU KNOW THST A QUICK LUBE CAN BE MADE WITH CORNSTARCH AND WATER??? WELL NOW YOU KNOW.

Not any weirder than it not hurting the first time. Which...now that I think of it, it doesn't, for most people. Mine was awful, AND I WANNA SHARE THE MISERY GODDAMNIT.

I wonder if there's a pelican't meme? Someone should start one.

Julia Quinn, Kresley Cole, and Jeanine Frost are awesome. As are Sherrilyn Kenyon, Lyndsay Sands, and Kerrelyn Sparks.

Well, I'm not sure that trepanning will make someone wake up from a coma, but it will alleviate pressure from a swollen brain because you know, a there's room for the brain to go. Also, it is possible for a female human to lose her hymen because of the bumping of the horses back against the vulva. I have no idea about…

Oh man, I loved that one! Also, Victoria Alexander's The Marriage Lesson is hilarious.

And I hope that you realize that you're a complete waste of carbon. Perhaps the world would have been better served if you'd been something else. A pile of pencil shavings, perhaps. Or human waste. Or even a pelican. Especially a pelican, those birds are amazing. Now I'm sad, the world lost out on a perfectly good…

You can't go wrong with a classic apple and cheddar grilled chiz. Also, manchego and caramelized nonions, or a beet and blue chiz sanwich. I love beets and blue chiz to an unholy degree. You could drizzle it wiv basalmic glaze! You could add bacons! You could pair it wiv walnut jam! Omnom beets!

Oh! Labradorite is such a gorgeous stone.

I always thought Arundel was sketchier than the Columbia mall.

Two things I agree with wee little Dorothy: 1) Fetishists are not, have never been, nor ever will be an accepted sexytimes partner, and 2) Asians are minorities. Also, 3) Food is amazing.

Really? You couldn't have linked the video from the beginning? Here's a tip, when you paste the video URL, make sure that there isn't "#t=number" at the end of it. Or, when you're pasting it in, be sure to click "copy video URL," not "Copy video URL at current time." You're a paid writer, act like it.

I, too, have ezcema, but am a cis-female kitty, and the idea of having ezcema on my delicates is terrifying.

Wait, whut? I have never heard of sauerkraut on Thanksgiving, and I've lived here all my life.

They'd probably be, like, green smoothie flavored. Although I bought a baby food/astronaut food pouch (I wanted a healthy snack, ok!?!) that was pureed apples, kale, and spinach and it was pretty good. It could have used a bit of mint, but even without it it was rather tasty.

Eh. It's the only place I can afford to take my human out for a steak dinner, so I tend to like it. 2 for $20 deal FTW!!!

Hee!!! I a cleverkins!!!

Native American appropriation.

That was only the once, and he was stabbed in the ass. But yeah, the spear went through his ass and pierced his bladder.