Oh, smaller chips are so satisfying, but for the interest of making my room look like a dragons' lair, whole nails worth of polish are the best. Especially any iridescent shades. So pretty. Did you know that when my/our nails are flattened, they form a circle? Well, mine do, at least, according to the nail polish…

I won't lie, I love peeling off whole nails' worth of nail polish to leave around my room. It makes it easier to pretend it is a dragon's lair.

Not if you're using the rest of the body. Then it's just respectful consumption. Like using bones for needles and other implements of stab, sinews for strings, fur/leather for keeping warm/textiles.

I actually adore Youth Dew. Then again, I started out with Coty's Vanilla Fields (HS), and then Youth Dew (Big Seductive Early Twenties), then scaled back to Hanae Mori's Butterfly (Vaguely Responsible Adult).

You are Very Clever.

So nice to know that this is a tragedy that you approve of. Clearly you are indeed the grand arbiter of what does and does not constitute a tragedy.

Thaz pretty!

Hey, all I want for christmas is a enameled cast iron dutch oven, a mortar and pestle, and permission from my feesh hating human to get some feesh sauce in the house.

Hee! Humans is silly. Cats rule the world. Duh.

I thought being a Lizard People trumped religio-ethnicity?

Is Marc Jacobs a Lizard People!?!?!

Lol. Bob Marley was totally in The Christmas Carol!

"There's only two things I hate: Heights, and jumping from them. God save my little broken body. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Rizzo is the best. This is making me want to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol.

My human sez that since kittehs don't really have molars, it's difficult for them to eat cooked meat. I mean, if you really want to train them in the art of larceny, I suppose you can mix in their kibbles. Oh! Also, he sez that kittehs hate hate hate variety in their foods, which I suppose is another reason why your…

Those cats are ascetics, I guess. Oddsy kittehs indeed.

Oooo. Where do you get them, if I may ask? Also, frozed, fresh or dried?

Hee! Because you are surrounded by thieving kittehs IRL, as well?

OMG that sounds amazing.

[Steals a crouton]