The only good thing about those trailers is that there are poodles in them.

Then he could ring my doorbell anytime!

Hey, I'm sure all that doorbell ringing wasn't in vain.

I feel like after adding in this ETA, I'd recommend dismissing the fifty bajillion humans that will still feel the need to tell you that it is Sylvia Plath.

ER. I strongly recommend dismissing http://danaseilhan.kinja.com/ bc he seemed to be just an ahole looking for views/likes/debate. The troll is not worth your time, madame.

OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I grabbed the book one day and was fascinated, and then found out about the movie and was sooo happeh that it was a good book!!! Eeeeeeeeeee!!!

What about for kitties?

"With," or "From?"

WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN MY BUNNYCAT??? THIEF OF CATS!!!

THAT IS NOT EVEN MARJORAM OMG INTERNET GET IT RIGHT!!!

[Shudders] She was vile.

Hey, if I were in his presence, I'd be easy too. [Rimshot]

Then ninja tactics will have to be used.

Oh. Ookies, thanks for the heads up! ^.^

The last time Doug wrote about sexual assault, he was victimblaming Chris Brown for having been raped at the ripe old age of eight fucking years old. So the only hate that is going on is the Doug-hate.

Lol. Like Bobby would ever let any bish hat her!!!

I have The Olds, aka, we were just transitioning into bank cards and such, so I had to learn it.

My human's mother has a sewing machine, she would probably be glad to teach me. She is crazy though.