There are actually no native wild boars in the US, so it was probably like venison and cranberries and shit. Seagulls' eggs and seaweed. This is sounding increasingly like The Land Of Melancholaia, haha.

I'm 27, and while we DID do caramel popcorn (which is why the melting point of sugar is etched into my little brain because SAFETY), we did eggs and nachos and I think some sort of chicken thing. Which I guess is relatively healthy, right?

Hee!!!

Ah. My mom was diagnosed with Rheumatoid when I was in sixth grade, so all of my hand sewing teaching and experience came from home, though learning the machine was all in class.

Awot? Clearly, your classmate wasn't trusted with knives out of class.

They both are, but I'm unsure how you could have broken the budget over those things. I was thinking like she had y'all making lobsters or fried clams or something. Yeesh. Why not like, some nice indian pudding or making bread?

THAT IS THE GRAVEST OF SORCERIES.

...Microwave gyros? Ew. Also....colonial foods??? What did she have you guise make, an entire spitroasted ox? Slaughtering pigs? Building a hearth and making food in a cast iron dutch oven!?!?!

Man, I'd like to make a dufflebag. That sounds more useful. My teacher was stingy with the cotton batting and the pillow went flat almost immediately. :P

WAIT THEY HAVE THOSE!?! That would have made my life so much easier.

In home ec, we learned: 1) How to make scrambled eggs ("you'll never starve if the only thing you know how to make are scrambled eggs!") 2) Basic hand sewing and also how to use a sewing machine. AKA, we made nine-square pillows. 3) Budgeting and how to manage a check book. It was pretty fun, though by now I've…

That red looks like it would make a great lipgloss/matte lipcolor.

Wow. The phrase "corrective marriage" just made my skin crawl.

Around December, Pubdog has a chocolate oatmeal stout that's delicious.

My boyfriend had one, and he loved it. I had a sip and it was pretty good, but I was a bit more preoccupied by my salted caramel shake. The flavor overlap was quite good as well, but then again I like to salt my stout, most of the time.

I thought thongs introduce butt bacteria to the vagina and caused yeast infections that way?

VC Andrews is dead.

Lol. I'm thai so for me, limes are de rigeur. I love hot and sour chicken soup, all limey and spicy and delicious.

No offense, but lemons can go die in a fire.