Ooo, that sounds tasty. I shall have to try that next time.

Oooh, that sounds delicious! Is it weird that I like toasted angel food cake? Like I slice it and grill it in a pan with butter. It's not weird....right????

The squidgy disintegrating bottom ladyfingers!!! For my birthday, I had tiramisu, then poured half a glass of chocolate cream liqueur over it. Shudderingly good.

TIRAMISU!!! ALL THE TIRAMISU!! Also, a lovely vanilla panna cotta, dusted with espresso powder, topped with a handful of sliced almonds and a chocolate covered esspresso bean. Yummm.

Sylvia Day, Author of such esteemed titles as Bad Boys, Ahoy!is a greatly underrated and prolific writer. Lora Leigh (I smell a pseudonym) and Elizabeth Amber are good. Also, we can't not mention Zane, she's one of the best writers of erotica I know.

Kitty's gonna be so full.

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^.^

You, madam, are a mighty huntress and I bow to your superior knowledge. I humbly beseech thee, how do magnets work?

"I'm not a pirate, but you could polish my cutlass while I dispatch hundreds of seamen anytime."

They are yes, full of chemicals and sub par ingredients, but if you build one from scratch, with the yeasted dough and even the supermarket cheese and meats, they're pretty awesome. But when I'm drunk I do not have the time nor inclination, nor, let's be honest, the manual dexterity to make a hot pocket from scratch.…

I LOL'ed.

Why, yes indeed it's my fault that your mouth is full of awesome!

Um. Ew. I'm on your side on that one. Just ew....

Yummmm. One of the things I will learn next is the art of yeasted pastries. I just need someone to subsidize my butter costs, lol.

They sortof are, what with the gooey stringy melted cheese, the fragrant steam that rises when you break the crust, the sting of salt followed by the warm yeasty taste of the dough, the pleasantly resistant meat that disintegrates between the teeth...and now I hate you for lovingly explaining my drunken hot pocket…

I r sooooo confuzzled and missed everything. I don even know wot you edited out, so the ppologies are confusing me. In any case, if you give me scritches I shall magnanimously forgeeeve you!

Do you also know who's hot right now? Hansel.

SHE IS LITERALLY THE BEST AND I CANNOT LIE.