So that's what the N stood for. Someone also told me it was the number of bedmates, but I assumed the N stood for number and thought the phrase "number count" was redundant. I have brought shame to my clan by not looking this up myself. Rats.

Ah ha! I guess I had a logic fail. And by logic fail, I mean to me, logic dictates that the phrase "number count" is redundant. And perhaps that I'm sheltered from PUA idiots. I still say that he a) is probably the most annoying human to hang with and b) probably bad in bed. No one who insists on a female human being,…

Someone please tell me what an N count is? I'm afraid I have a guess, and if I'm correct, he seems to be a dreadful racist. And also, probably terrible in bed, though that's unrelated to the race issue.

Lol.

Ah. I thought it was some sort of yummier cream chiz, or schmaltz (mmm. Poultry fat is just plain delicious). I am disappointed. Sigh.

Youguise, I found a lovely quote in the comments of this new and improved version. Seems like men aren't the only ones turned on by visuals:

Cream chiz is for sweet bagels, and salted butter is for savory ones. It is known.

Would you plz tell me what schmear is? Also, can you insert the lox in my mouth? Thank you!!!

Now I have to know what the tattoo was of. What was it???

He goes by "Broseph" (Not his real name, though certaintly his real fb first name.) I feel he may be a tad unhinged. Broseph, indeed.

On the first day of homeroom in third grade, a boy broke all of my brand new crayons. On the first day of freshman health class, he sat next to me. I told him, in a loud voice, "You broke all my crayons on the first day of third grade," and moved to a different seat. Everyone glared at him, as he protested, "It was…

I see it like he's eating imaginary carrots. Omnomnomnomnom!

Maybe mix in a little polenta with creamed corn, then chill, cut into pieces, bread, then deep fry? Or flour or corn starch? Anything that will bind the soup up a bit, but not too densely. Maybe froze it for like 5-10 minutes for extra stiffness, then bread and deep fry.

I was unaware that Oregon Truffles had finally caught on and became "a thing."

DEATH COMES FROM ABOVE!!!!!!!!

What??? You want $$CASH$$ instead of "basking" in the "glory" of "his" presence???

gif, SAVED!

No, it's just shameful, like periods. Women, having pleasure that doesn't come from a man? Preposterous and deviant indeed!